OK, so hear me out...
Caricature of a BR class 20 as a OO9 narrow gauge loco, but dressed up as a Sean Bean's Soviet missile train loco from the 007 film Goldeneye. Had to be done.
Body only, needs a Kato
11-105/11-106 chassis and some paint to complete. Includes integral coupling on can end compatible compatible with Peco, Bachmann, Roco and Bemo.