Middle Age Mutant DayJob Tortoise.
Middle Age Mutant DayJob Tortoise.
Leaves a note on your doorstep,
but doesn't knock!
Ralph keeps active on the job, delivering packages with the same gentle touch he once employed on ninjas, robots, ninja-robots, and everything inbetween. He can hit a welcome mat with a package marked delicate from ten yards away, but choses not to. Comes with well-cared for package, non-work approved hat and demeaning shorts. Pension and benefits not included.
Ralph the Delivery Tortoise stands approximately 2 inches tall, roughly the same size as a Battle Beast. This version is a single-piece figurine designed for printing in full color sandstone.
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