February 20th is World Pangolin Day. Pangolins are so endangered you probably don't know what they are. Now you do and you want one. This is one of the reasons why they are so endangered. Everyone wants one.
I am offering this 3D printed, inanimate, pangolin figurine that will hopefully safely fill that pangolin-shaped hole in your life while also raising money for that very thing it represents! It's like saving two birds with one stone, except instead of birds, it's pangolins and we live in some bizarre alternate universe where stones can save things... or something.
Anyway, 57% of all profits from this will be donated to Pangolin Conservation (http://pangolinconservation.org). This will continue after February 20th unless they miraculously stop needing our help, which would be great, but seems unlikely.