Bowl-demort: The Bowl That Must Not Be Named

Or described. But YOU can change that! If you leave the best comment describing the majesty of this bowl, then I will not only change the description to the one YOU provided, but I will also name my next item after YOU! Enter as many times as YOU wish! Picture YOUrself immortalized as a bowl or vase or ring or other thingy! Imagine the fun YOU will have at parties as YOU drone on and on to everyone YOU can corner about the bowl or vase or ring or other thingy that's been named after YOU!

Note:  It's likely that I won't do any of that.