Totally Baller Collector Doorstop

Are you a prestigious art collector wanting to get in on this 3D printed art craze, but can't get your interior decorator to figure out how to get corn-based plastic to play nice with the ivory sculptures and black lacquer piano in the music room? Well, ditch the auction and throw that paddle to the ground! Famous 3D printing artist from New York City, David Huerta, has created the ultimate statement of class and sophistication in combining the oldest symbol of wealth with the very latest in technological fabrication. Exclusively available on the Internet and not SkyMall, this solid gold doorstop has the weight to bring even the most stubborn redwood door to a stop while impressing guests with both your savvy in cyberart and good taste in complementing the checkered marble floor in the foyer with the timeless look of gold.

Also available in silver for young collectors.