Hey Champ!
Stop tossin' your PokeBalls all crooked like an amateur and start hittin' those Pokemon with perfect throws every time! The slit down the middle smoothly glides your PokeBall-tossin' finger to glory. That's a George Foreman f**'n guarantee. Them pesky runaway Pokemon won't know what hit 'em when you consistently smack them in the face.
With the two-part slide design, you can keep your iPhone in the case when not playing Pokemon Go. When you get to the serious stuff (playing Pokemon Go of course), just slap on that sexy cover and start pwning those Pokemon!! No one will ever know you're a PokeNerd. That's a thing right?
Glory guaranteed.
Uncle Ronnie
P.S.: More designs coming