Aristides Keychain

A simple keychain to show your affinity for guitars that the pique of aesthetic instrumentation. Tell folks who ask about it that the guitar is made out of the same material as your new Keychain. Hear the Oohs and Aahs from folks who don't know anything outside of strats and les pauls as you tell them your guitar is like Robocop; it can never die (but if it did, it would come back more technologically advanced and much more deadly). Help explain to them the vernacular of "tiddies" either does or does not represent what you think it means. Is it a double entendre? Asking outright kind of ruins it for everyone. DISCLAIMER: Only owners of these sweet axes we entrust our musical endeavors to can order one of these keychains. Don't be a pretender having this hang off your carabiner with no Arium to show for it.