The Cyclops by Martinus

Available in pink and green or polished silver or silver plated gold, The Cyclops is a pendant for the self promoting visionary barbarians amongst you. A Cyclops is a giant with one eye, as an magical amulet it is an excellent protection against failed writers and other smudgy types that want to bother you. Polyphemos the cyclop will serve you and consume all fake artists and writers if they try to approach you with shitty poems, ramblings, or godawful drawings. Only the true writer can defeat this cyclops as Odysseus did, wear it to any literary party or cultural event to be protected against cultural infidels.