Have you ever been so hungover that you just cannot stumble out of bed to get to the Advil? Now just imagine that your Advil is actually some crazy rare fruit clear across the kingdom guarded by savage beasts and ghouls! It makes a short stroll to the bathroom seem pretty east now, doesn't it? Fortunately this Princess didn't party like you did last night and feels enough pity for you to run out and grab this "magical hangover fruit" for your sorry ass. You're gonna owe her BIG time.
NOTE: This figuring comes separated from the base in order to allow clean out of the hollow torso. A couple dabs of super glue to the feet will do the trick.