Hair Clip Mushroom Garden

Growing mushrooms is easy. Guides on the internet say you just need mushroom spores, a little soil, and a dark, damp place. So why don't more people decorate their hair with them? Probably because there wasn't this. It's a shallow dish that you can put in your hair. It can be used for anything, but why would you not want to grow mushrooms in it? Spores, soil, darkness, dampness not included.