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GOATSEarring Standard Gauges

  • White

    White nylon plastic with a matte finish and slight grainy feel.

    $12.85

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 The worst ear plug the internet has to offer. Use this model for gauges from 4 gauge to 00 gauge (5-10mm). Includes a slightly raised rim for a snug fit. For this version, it can be modified to fit any size as low as 4 gauge, after that the hands just won't really fit. If anyone has very small gauges and wants a special version feel free to contact me, I'm sure we can come up with something that works for you! To Clarify: These earplugs are sold individually, not in pairs!

Dimensions

IN: 0.834 w x 0.834 d x 0.834 h
CM: 2.118 w x 1.43 d x 1.114 h

Comments

 
This was featured on Gizmodo today. http://gizmodo.com/7-reasons-never-to-give-4chan-a-3d-printer-1481160758 right now
December 13, 2013, 9:03 pm
Hilarious!
March 3, 2013, 9:26 am
I'm pretty sure the left hand of the two hands is supposed to have a wedding ring. ;-)
October 4, 2012, 5:22 pm
I'd like to know if there was a way to flange the back out a bit more.
July 2, 2012, 8:57 pm
Is there anyway I can see a pic of the black detail version of this? or even just the black strong and flexible?
April 7, 2012, 6:55 am
i don't have my ear piercings stretched out, but if i did...! great work! here's an idea for a dirtier version: have his "junk" attacked to the back of the plug somehow, so that you can see it hanging down behind the earlobe, for added authenticity!
January 26, 2012, 6:22 pm
I've been debating doing a ring version too, though i'm not sure it would really be wearable.
April 22, 2011, 1:18 am
I love this, I might even stretch my ear for it.
April 21, 2011, 10:47 am
Haha, I noticed that and hoped nobody else would. I'll probably ask him to do another set of photos with it oriented correctly, but for now we'll just pretend. :)
March 29, 2011, 5:51 pm
also, it's upside down, technically
March 29, 2011, 2:05 pm
your friend is smart
March 29, 2011, 1:55 pm