Wearable (on finger) Noodly Appendage Of The FSM

Have YOU ever felt the need to touch someone with His noodly appendage, symbolically or otherwise?
Well, YOUR METAPHORICAL PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!
I present: the noodly appendage you can wear on your finger!
You can order it in plastic (probably white or sandstone or something) and then paint it a noodly color, or whatever else you like!
I believe this product will be plenty strong in any material.  My fingers are, on an average finger-size scale of my own guess (1 being extra small, 3 being extra large, and 2 being medium) anywhere from 1.5-3, so probably a 1.75.  The medium is modeled after my finger, and should fit anyone with a (measuring with the hand flat on a surface and from above) about 22mm wide at the knuckle closest to the fingernail on the index finger.
So yeah.
I wouldn't recommend buying platinum or any precious metals.  I just left the options there in case anyone needed to propose with it . . . just sayin'.