Fake plants are amazing. Don't you wish you could be a fake plant? I know I do. But we can't. We are just humans.
That is why I developed this highly scientific bracelet to give me all the powers of fake plants without having to be one. Now, I am sharing it with you. It has a fake cactus, fake vines, and fake aloe vera leaves on a bracelet base that you can paint to look like the fake materal of your choice (I chose copper). It will make you a better person: a fake plant person!
Send me your wrist size information and I will resize it for you. The resizing will be free, but the newly sized bracelet may cost more than this.