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The Near-Sighted Turdle 3d printed Oh hi there... do you happen to have any eyedrops?

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Oh hi there... do you happen to have any eyedrops?
The Near-Sighted Turdle 3d printed Oh hi there...  do you happen to have any eyedrops?
The Near-Sighted Turdle 3d printed Oh hi there...  do you happen to have any eyedrops?

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The Near-Sighted Turdle 3d printed Obstructionist testicles.
The Near-Sighted Turdle 3d printed Obstructionist testicles.

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The Near-Sighted Turdle 3d printed Saggy bottoms.
The Near-Sighted Turdle 3d printed Saggy bottoms.

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The Near-Sighted Turdle 3d printed A nice view of the Turdle's neck extension
The Near-Sighted Turdle 3d printed A nice view of the Turdle's neck extension

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The Near-Sighted Turdle 3d printed Pornemon group photo with Nintendo Switch controller for scale.
The Near-Sighted Turdle 3d printed Pornemon group photo with Nintendo Switch controller for scale.

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The Near-Sighted Turdle 3d printed This is Shapeway's best approximation of what the finished color print will look like
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The Near-Sighted Turdle

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  • 3D printed in Full Color Sandstone: Fully colored material with a coarse finish and a delicate feel.
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When he's not being a dick, he's just a piece of crap.  The Near-Sighted Turdle spends his days devising machiavellian schemes in an effort to ruin things for the rest of the Pornemon in the park.  Colloquially referred to as the "shit turtle", this horrible creature should never be mistakenly seen as having anything but the worst intentions.

Pornemon Type:
bureaucratic, saggy, constipated

Likes:
ruining things so he can feel like a big boy, removing his shell when no one is looking and lubing up 

Weaknesses:

watery eyes, altruism, poor people 


To complete your Near-Sighted Turdle, you will also need his eye glasses here:  http://shpws.me/ORu3



A note on pricing:  The cost of each pornemon is dictated by how much actual printed material is used.  The larger or more complex the creature (i.e. number of arms or apendages), the more raw material ends up being used which results in a more expensive product. The Tremendous Manslug is enormous (for this type of print), so it's expensive.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What's in the Box
INCM
Turdle_Color_PrintReady
This is Shapeway's best approximation of what the finished color print will look like
Full Color Sandstone
Width
11.8 cm
Height
24.4 cm
Depth
20.9 cm

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