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Every year, villages come together to celebrate Tomorokoshi, a farming deity who would bless soils for all who appreciated the life within them. However, the festivities stopped after one year the young daughter of a local baron burned the festival down while having a temper tantrum about the concession stands not carrying chicken nuggets. Hoping that the child would learn to appreciate the needs of produce through being one, she turned the girl's head into an apple. The curse was only supposed to last a few minutes, but the girl would not apologize, so the goddess lost interest and forgot about it.
Years later, the girl, now calling herself "Elegant Apple", devised a fiendish revenge scheme to show the goddess how badly her punishment backfired. She would order her fiefdom to run their fields into the ground through poor farming practices. They would monocrop over and over, never replenishing the soil. Hunting, foraging, and importing became outlawed, causing her subjects to keep up pressure. She would then enlist the help of nature clerics to further her scheme by forcing them to craft her a magic Cinnamon dust, capable of not only intoxicating people, but spirits as well. When she eventually finds her fields close to desert, she intends to summon the goddess, turn her into an acorn, and plant her; forcing her to live out eternity in this horrible soil.
But other than that Apple is a very respectable and dignified lady.