If you don't know what these are, then you're in the wrong place!
The KHD espresso range is the product of years of experience with... this kind of novelty item, a careful study of the relevant anatomy, and a professional knowledge of design. This isn't a hobby project, it's the future of these modern curios!
Designed and tested by a fellow enthusiast, manufactured and shipped locally to you from a trustworthy source, espresso is robust and generously priced. It's a small purchase you can make without having to negotiate budget with your partner or worry about your credit card.
What are you waiting for? Live your keyholder dreams! Order your KHD espresso today.
No more clunky padlocks!
The KHD espresso is “magic locker” compatible. It works with an inexpensive trailer hitch lock (see below) and there’s also an adaptor for slim-line lockers from other products.
Just in case you do like to click while you walk, we include two pegs that work with small padlocks.
Be comfortable and clean!
During... installation, the eggshell surface prevents sticking, thus minimizing use of lotion (lotion can trap bacteria and weaken your skin). After installation, the same surface grips firmly, keeping the device where you placed it. This creates a wonderfully secure sensation. It also makes your mornings more comfortable -- you know what I mean.
Though for novelty use only, the espresso is designed for comfort and cleanliness with no sharp edges or corners and - thanks to the 3D printing process - no uncomfortable seams that threaten to split. The perforations create an attractive frothy effect and help with ventilation and cleaning.
No nasty surprises!
The set arrives in a standard Shapeways box with no indication of the specific contents. If you are ordering from your local Shapeways, there should be no unexpected import duties. An established multinational company, Shapeways is bound by privacy laws and does not pass your details to the maker. You can also trust it with your credit card details.
Unlike with some imports, you don’t have to guess the manufacturing material or worry about its durability. We can tell you that the KHD espresso is 3D printed from Polyamide, a non-toxic bio-compatible nylon that is dishwasher safe to 80℃ / 176℉ degrees. This material is safe for contact with food except for strong alcohols, but 3D printed items in general are not themselves certified as watertight or food safe, which is why this is sold for novelty purposes only.
Pay attention to sizing when picking which version to order. The dimension refers to when you are… relaxed. It's better to have a device that's too short than too long. The finish has an eggshell texture. The white option has the smoothest surface.
For the magic locker option, please purchase a cheap 8mm "trailer hitch lock" from a well-known online retailer (named after a tribe of female warriors).
On receiving your device, please wash it to remove any manufacturing residue.