There are many smart phone accessories that will protect your phone from being scratched or broken, but how many can help prevent it from being stolen? The smart antenna will make your phone look like it’s from another decade, making you a less likely target for theft. Just plug the antenna into your headphone jack, and let everyone know, “I have nothing of value.”

Wouldn’t it be great if you never had to charge your phone, but just wind it up whenever your battery was low? Well now you can… Try to convince your friends you have the greenest smart phone on the market. Just plug the wind up crank into the headphone jack, and use this piece of fake technology to express your commitment to conserving energy.