Mitch McChicken the Mitch McConnell Inactionfigure

When i 1st designed the Mitch McConnell McTurtle figure it was inspired by the many comparisons of Mitch McConnell to Turtles specially in the daily Show. Some people say he is like a turtle because he is been in congress for 30 years and has yet to introduce a Jobs bill. (kinda slow right?)

Anyways even one of his Republican buddies compared him to a turtle too. I thought i was done with him and moved on to other politicians.

However, Mitch McConnell seems to be a bit a struggle.. Seems like Alison Grimes is giving him a good fight. His Billionaire buddies have stepped up the fight by throwing multimillion dollar attack ads against his opponent. The Koch brothers can't let their #1 investment go out of the Senate. Who would do their bidding then?

Alison made Mitch blush like a tomato when she put him on the spot during one of her speeches. So now Mitch is running scared.. He is running around in circles like the chicken poop he is. Kentucky is demanding a debate and Mitch is chickening out with excuses left and right.

So even though the McTurtle inaction figure suits this 30 year Senator.. it looks like the Mitch McChicken might be a better inaction figure for this sorry excuse of a senator. Tell Mitch McConnell to stop being a chicken shit by buying this Mitch McConnell Inaction Figure. This inaction figure does nothing for the American People just like the Real Mitch McConnell