It's tea time with your Uterus! Brew up your favorite cuppa in this reasonably anatomically correct uterus shaped teapot. One tube is the spout, the other is the handle. It won't wobble while standing firm on it's three paws, and you can check out the cervix (non-functioning) if you feel so inclined.
The lid is sold separately.
As a caution I'm sorting out a couple of technical issues (thin/thick spots in the walls) with this model. The thickness check says it's OK, but I've personally had it come back. Please contact me if you have any questions.