Let's raise a glass to our robotic overlords.
If you are an Apple person and prefer your infernal devices in white, I won't hold it against you.
For a complete machines-and-monsters drinking experience, check out the matching Tentacle Shot Glass.
Sale of this model is on hiatus while Shapeways reboots its ceramic process. As of November 2014 this is predicted to take "a few months". I'm sorry to be vague, it's the best information I have. On the plus side, the upcoming porcelain material is predicted to be generally better and more colorful. Till then!