Endless motherf$#&ing bacon! A full color, delicious strip of bacon, twisted around itself, having only one side.
All the textures are raised and carved onto the surface, the colors are bright and clear, and the edges have a scrumptious wavy twist. The material is thin enough to be semi-translucent, and of undeniable baconness.
-- Kosher. Vegan friendly. --
Disclaimer for idiots: Don't eat it.