When you're eating with the most handy sticks known to man, you sometimes need to set them down. A fine eating utensil deserves a fine resting place, no? Thus, the classiest way to relax with chopsticks was invented, by resting them on top of a fine, seasoned mustache!
This also makes a handy small award, or game piece if you so decide. I'm not here to tell you what to do with a purchase, what I am, the Government?
- Ron Swanson
(Sculptors note: Not actually Ron Swanson)
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