An Itty Bitty Sad Keanu

by neuralfirings
  • Full Color Sandstone

    Fully colored material with a coarse finish and a delicate feel.

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Sad Keanu comes in two sizes. Both are equally sad.

cart.gif Teeny Keanu ($25) cart.gif Little Keanu ($45)

Want to get both?

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Cheer up, Little Keanu Reeves, it's ok. Just finish your sandwich and march on. Life is like a box of chocolate. Which pill will you choose? There is no spoon. You can't handle the truth! Wait. What was I doing again?

Want to make some 3d printed goodies? Check out my latest project,


IN: 1.481 w x 2.624 d x 1.755 h
CM: 3.762 w x 6.666 d x 4.458 h


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Me looking down on Sad Keanu.
July 29, 2014, 7:32 pm
@maker21 ITS something hidden and you will never know.
July 24, 2014, 2:57 am
@maker21 You can read about the process on Shapeways's material pages:
January 23, 2014, 4:44 am
What printer is Shapeways using to print the figurine and what is the post printing process?
January 23, 2014, 1:28 am
@bartv Huzzah!! Thanks team! :D
December 2, 2013, 3:09 pm
This model is now featured on our homepage, again. Enjoy! :)
December 2, 2013, 12:36 pm
@Bastidge_Child Oh my goodness. Mama Sad Keanu and Baby Sad Keanu? I don't do commissions right now unfortunately. Is your profile picture... a Sad Bastidge_Child?!
December 2, 2013, 7:14 am
Very creative, very cool.
December 2, 2013, 4:27 am
Sad Keanu is sad.
November 12, 2013, 9:02 pm
Holy shitballs these are awesome! Thank you so much Neural! You do commissions?
October 10, 2013, 9:13 am
@duann yup yup, get your matching Eames chair here:
June 20, 2013, 3:35 pm
And he fits PERFECTLY in a miniature 3D printed Eames Chair
June 20, 2013, 1:16 pm
@neuralfirings you were featured in our Friday Finds blog last week! Check it out! Sad Keanu has a home in the Shapeways HQ!
June 17, 2013, 6:01 pm
My Itty Bitty Sad Keanu, what a precious little star he is! I really treasure this tiny work of art and wonder how you manage to infuse it with such sweet and aching melancholy. Thank you for creating this pocket masterpiece (and packing it so well!)
June 11, 2013, 11:01 am
@GANKUTSU_O_TAKU Welcome! Hope you enjoy my shop!
June 2, 2013, 12:51 am
I saw it on's tour of Adam Savage's office and that led me to this awesome website...
June 2, 2013, 12:20 am
@r0b_M I used Blender, which is free and open source!
May 14, 2013, 3:38 pm
w0ah.....that is excellent....! and kinda funny.....what app did u model it with?
May 13, 2013, 10:38 pm
I literally laughed out loud when I saw this on the featured page. Just so you know.
May 4, 2013, 5:36 pm
Keanu sits in the middle of a grouping of pictures & other "stuff". I love seeing him there every morning... Thank you, he's such a great "little work" of art.
February 25, 2013, 6:31 pm
@neuralfirings Yes you can say that. Maybe add a little sadcore into the mix as well.
February 24, 2013, 8:54 pm
@Pandatron Nice!! I actually gave my larger Sad Keanu to somebody, so I just have the smaller one right now, but maybe @natalia can see if there's a big and small one in Shapeways office? Re: sitting him down anywhere, you know those sticky things that credit card companies uses to hold credit cards to the letters they mail? I put some on Keanu's butt and he hasn't left my monitor since!
February 24, 2013, 8:48 pm
@railwayraver is he singin' the blues?
February 24, 2013, 8:46 pm
Loving my my Itty Bitty Sad Keanu. He's my little music making companion.
February 24, 2013, 8:43 pm
Can I see both Keanu's next to each other? I love this by the way, it's great. You can practically sit him on anything, it seems.
February 24, 2013, 5:25 pm
very artistic and nice! go on other figurine
January 25, 2013, 9:58 pm
@neuralfirings oh cool! are all of the photos on this page the itty bitty keanu or the small one? Can I see a picture of itty bitty one compared to an iphone? haha
January 25, 2013, 12:57 am
@shilahmontiel oh yeah! It takes two weeks to ship to US/Europe, 3 weeks outside of those places. So it should get to you on time if you order today.
January 24, 2013, 7:43 pm
I think I might order this for my boyfriend as his valentine day present :x do you think it'll arrive by then if I order it today?
January 24, 2013, 7:40 pm
@bdickason haha, I think that's too late for Christmas Keanu, maybe next year? Keanu is sad b/c he missed the lead time for 3d printed Christmas Keanu.
December 11, 2012, 4:43 am
@neuralfirings do we get a Xmas sad keanu soon?!
December 8, 2012, 3:07 pm
Ordered Itty Bitty Sad Keanu on Nov 26th 2012 (Free shipping day YEY!). Package arrived on Dec 3rd 2012. Itty Bitty Sad Keanu was carefully placed in a zip-locked bag, that was in its gift box (It's for my sister who loves Keanu), that was in a big box cushioned with bubble-wraps! Thank you so much for handling Itty Bitty Sad Keanu with care. And thank you for replying me about my inquiries like a bullet train. I can't wait to see the look on my sister's face when she gets this :D Cheerios! Zash
December 3, 2012, 9:12 am
very humoristic :D
November 24, 2012, 12:44 am
@cryogee This was sculpted using Blender. @rjbol42 Thanks!! Glad you like it. :)
October 9, 2012, 2:21 am
How did u color this?
October 9, 2012, 12:58 am
Looks even better in person! I love it.
October 8, 2012, 11:25 pm
This is probably the best thing I've ever seen.
May 16, 2012, 4:09 pm


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