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ninjawhistle

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  • White

    White nylon plastic with a matte finish and slight grainy feel.

    $13.29

On the surface, this may LOOK like a regular whistle... It is, however, the 'only' operational Ninja Whistle in the entire universe. When blown, the whistle emits a powerful sonic boom at a frequency only the mystical ninjas (with their highly advanced hearing abilities) are able to detect. Once summoned, you, with your imperfect non-ninja eyesight, will not be able to SEE the stealthy ninjas... but they'll be there. Oh yes... they'll be there. LET'S RECAP: 1 -This whistle summons Ninjas. 2 - Can YOU summon ninjas? 3 - You cannot. ...UNLESS YOU BUY THIS WHISTLE.

Dimensions

IN: 1.799 w x 1.799 d x 1.799 h
CM: 4.57 w x 2.404 d x 1.916 h