The hyperbolic projector is a finely tuned expressive instrument worn on the end of a finger. It's capable of amplifying the dramatic content of your speech by up to twenty times. When worn on the index finger, it has a range of approximately 10 yards with a 15 degree beam angle.

It also works when pointed upward, as when used in traffic, and has been shown to effectively confuse and disorient the target for up to 15 seconds. Those with smaller fingers might wear the Hyperbolic Projector on their thumb, making it easy to conceal, and maintaining the element of surprise. Available in small, medium and large. Large size is roughly equal to a 17mm thimble.

Dimensions

IN: 0.861 w x 0.858 d x 1.844 h
CM: 2.186 w x 2.18 d x 4.684 h

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If you manage to stick it onto your nose it also gives you the ability to fly!
December 8, 2012, 2:57 pm
I've tried it on a few people and it seems to work pretty well! ;)
January 20, 2012, 7:50 pm
how come i get the feeling this wont work
January 20, 2012, 4:42 am
 
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