The script reads "I'm allergic to bullshit", and has become the mantra of the good friend this was made for. Next time you have the need to call someone out, just remember this handy bottle opener has your back.
Evoking tube frame chassis and trestle bridges, this bottle opener has been thoroughly tested to ensure that it opens your favorite beverage on the first try. With the magic of 3D printing, this bottle opener has been designed to exactly fit a bottle cap, giving you more contact area than any other opener, and it makes you look good while you you do it too. Optimized through FEA and real world testing, now available in a selection of finishes that are sure to inspire jealousy.
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