Let them know that you know that they're watching you. Perfect for soirées at the Soviet embassy.
Sorry, the joints aren't functional: Shapeways doesn't allow moving parts in metal. If that ever changes, you can bet I'll change the design!
Photos are of Sterling Silver (unpolished). I can't guarantee that they'll come out nicely in stainless steel, because I haven't tried it; some detail might get lost. (Let me know how it comes out if you try it!).
5.25 w x
2.05 d x
2.067 w x
0.807 d x