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For centuries, one of man's most sought after game birds has been the wild turkey. Some less fortunate sub-species have been hunted to extinction, but their legacy lives on through children's crafts - usually around the month of November.
Now you too can pay homage to these beautifully magnificent creatures with this lifelike desk replica of what the great American Hand Turkey (latin: Maleagris Manus) looked like.